sometimes i get a lil angry when girls post facebook statuses like “i’ve decided there are no more good men in the world” like no. good men are not the problem. the problem is that no good man wants your dirty ass. no good man wants a pair of legs that are open from 9-5 you see what i’m sayin.
“I heard police or ambulancemen, standing in our house, say, “She must have provoked him,” or, “Mrs Stewart, it takes two to make a fight.” They had no idea. The truth is my mother did nothing to deserve the violence she endured. She did not provoke my father, and even if she had, violence is an unacceptable way of dealing with conflict. Violence is a choice a man makes and he alone is responsible for it.”-Patrick Stewart
This man.
Disney/Pixar’s redheads
haha I Love This
i love that simba is included
HAHAHAHAHAH OMG QUASIMODO
reblog always for quasi
My sink is blocked with hare again
why cant my pets do anything cool like this
This is really scary and I don’t know what to do
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
how to make a baby: video guide
i think walmart got new candles
r u sure
Whenever trashy girls on Facebook say, “Got a new job! “I always wonder what it is. And then I assume they’re now strippers.



