February 2012
It's always the weirdest shit that makes me...
Fucking shithead.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
So this boy is real cute....
…in a couple weeks, I’ma ask him out on a date. <3 We’re probably gunna get married. No big deal. :D
I'm judgmental?
Oh. Too bad I wasn’t to “judgmental” when I gave your sorry, P.O.S. ass another chance.
I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...
– Ernest Hemingway (via align)
Okay, bitch.
I make a post to thank you for following me and then you unfollow me.
Stupid.
So....that awkward moment when...
I searched for Breakfast at Tiffany’s on Tumblr. Everyone’s just like “OMG, Holly Golightly is a childish bitch. etc.”
I’m like, “Oh, that’s why I like that movie tho. Because I have so much in common with her.”
Oh…
Georgia-Peachhh & Zebakoli
I’ll inturrupt my Breakfast at Tiffany’s spam to thank you guys for following. My blog probably seemed all sad and shit. I just got broken up with. Yeah, no I am not normally this crazy/depressed.
Okay, awesome. Thanks for following.
<3
You call yourself a free spirit, a “wild thing,” and you’re terrified somebody’s...
– Breakfast at Tiffany’s (via deerpants)