January 2012
"In the world there are, on average, five people... →
funniest10k:
There are 5 sexy mofos out there.
Your life is meaningless without following this blog!
I’d seriously doubt that there’s 5…
Oh. At least I have Luna.
Cute-ass cat.
“Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.”
– Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
When you're at home alone watching a scary movie... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
But then you hear it again….
….Then you think you see something….
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top...
most-awkward-moments:
Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”
Click here if you’re awkward!
OMG
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables
Way to go, fucker.
Ugh. So fucking alone in this. Four people know. Fucking four. Working. Gone. Cheated. And fucking rude. Thanks fuckers. Should have known I’d be doing this by myself. If you only fucking knew. You have no idea. Because you don’t fucking think. You don’t. Which is cool. I mean, obviously everyone would love to do this shit alone. What the fuck is new?
